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Jokes
- Uremn erku hat kyavartsi etumen taxum u lav xmum harbumen minchev moranumen
te uren,u meke myusin asuma "Gya kich xma karoxa hekuc xnami etank.
- Miat axjik herevanum motknuma bazar kartol caxox kyavarcun,kartoly vekaluma
zer@ xarcnuma,es incha? kyavarcin asuma,karalyoka kur jan,ches tenum vor KARTOLA,axjiky xarcnuma ho mrsac chi? kyavarcin asuma,xa
kur jan mrsuka,gishern el xazum er:)))
- Kyavarcin samalyet nstuka hlnum,koshiknery xanuma, nagli naskineric xota
galum,koxy miat herevancia nstuk hlnum.. -Herevncin xarcnuma, knerek isk duk zer naskinery @ndhanrapes poxumek? -Kyavarcin
asuma,xa cavt tanem,me butulka araxi xed:))))))))
- Pox en uxarkum moskvaic vor paterazmin patrastven Kyavarcinere, iranq el
utum xmum en et poxere! moskvaic general a galis stugelu asum a ur en dzer arac zenqere, asum en de ay general jan axr menq
utox xmox joxovurd enq pox kar dzerqners keranq xmecinq))) asum a ara ba vor nemecnere gain stex??/ asuma klineinq XAYTARAK:)
- Kyavarcin jxainacac mtnuma ners u harcnuma:"Ga
hura en infakte?" Sax harcnumen: "Inch infakt?" Asuma to enor tune chink hele, eke hores xpe gace :) :) :)
- Esli alkogol - eto zlo, znachit zhiteli Kyavara, eto lyudi postoyanno stremyashiesya
umenshit kol-vo zla v etom mire. -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- - Chya raketa? - NASA......, a sto? -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
- Kyavarcun xarcnumen hnchi erexut pampers ches arnum?,asuma chem arni,araxy
kashuma mejy.
- Kyavari radion aravot shut haxorduma:
barlus hargeli Kyavarciner anush exav!
- Kyavarcin mtnuma Internet araxa kashum:)
- Uremn es dinozavr@ galuma hayastan saxin utuma,heto etuma Kyavar tenuma
3 txa jami dem@ ppzac urum en,es dinozavr@ etuma koxner@ kaynuma u mrnchuma es mi qyavarcin teqwuma asuma,, gya es karoxa
mi hatel kca.
- A
Kyavartsi lined up ten shots of vodka on a table and started drinking them one after the other, but skipped drinking the first
shot. When asked why he didn’t drink the first shot of vodka, he said, the first shot is always the hardest.
- At a graveyard in Kyavar, the tombstones
read, “Drank and died, Drank and died, Drank and died . . .” except for one, which said, “Didn’t drink
two days, died . . .”
- Three
friends went to a graveyard in Kyavar to visit their recently deceased friend. One of them started frantically digging at
the friend’s grave. When asked why, he said he wanted to have a drink with his friend. “But he just died,”
the others replied. And the friend answered, “Is he so dead that he can’t have at least one drink?”
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